Saffy: Mum, who are all these people?
Eddy: I don't know! They're just nobodies. No names, sweetheart! Look, there's a new disease, called the "Kardashians". They've just sort of spread!
Patty: Like herpes. Each one with it's own reality show. They're multiplying like head lice.
Eddy: Yeah darling, look at this fat one at the end. Very soon she will split like an amoeba and become two Kardashians.
Patty: That looks like a boob. In fact, it's just another Kardashian.
