February 2011
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My Antoine Dodson skits
Hometown: Well obviously we have a pervert in Costa Mesa. He’s hidin’ in Wilson Park, grabbin’ yo ass. So ya’ll need to hide yo titties, hide yo cornhole, and hide yo hoo-hoo cos they gropin’ errbody out here.
Harry Potter: Well obviously there’s a bandit in Hogsmeade. He’s climbin’ into Honeydukes, stealin’ all yo candy. So ya’ll need...
January 2011
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hawesandwitherspoon:
Reese Witherspoon as June Carter. <3
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“Fuck is poetic expression for the unsayable soul.”
– English Literature Teacher, Skins 5 episode 1 “Franky”
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Hummingbird 101- What is the best food to use in...
The best food you can use for a hummingbird feeder is sugar water. The red dye that is sold at Pet stores are not that good for them. When you make sugar water, the ratio is 4:1 (4 water: 1 sugar). You will need to refill the feeder every 2-3 days due to the bacteria that forms in the sugar water.
This is a great website that explains more in depth on what foods are good for Hummingbirds and also...
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Hummingbird 101- Finding an injured hummingbird
If you find an injured hummingbird, whether on the ground or it flew into your window, approach it carefully. If it does not try to fly away from you, then slowly pick it up. Cup your hands around it gently and observe the bird. Look for any injuries such as the beak, wings, tail, feet, or any blood spots on the body.
If there aren’t any obvious injuries, then it may be stunned. This...
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Hummingbird 101 - Finding a baby Hummingbird
If you find a baby hummingbird, look for the nest before taking the bird away from the area. If the nest is near and is at reach, put the baby back in. The mother will come back. If the baby is in the nest on the ground, look for a bush or a branch in a tree that you can place the nest and baby in, then wait for an hour because that’s when the mom will come back to feed her babies. If the...
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Hummingbird Log: 2011
January 25
Male adult Allen’s Hummingbird.
Appearance: Orange-red throat, white collar, bronze-green back and forehead, cinnamon-rufous flanks, rump, and tail.
Bird was brought to me late last night. This morning he was fluffed up, breathing hard, and his eyes were shut. I put the cage on a heating pad and prepared Baytril. He was unable to perch on his own; was laying on his side. I held...
Write your tumblr name with your eyes closed....
glitteredeyes:
fuckyeahitsmerlin:
everythingislucifer-nothinghurts:
i-wuv-virgins:
padackles-candycane:
padacklrd-cabdycane
o.O lol
i_wu-vvirgins.
So close. So close it burns.
eerythingislucifer-nothinghurts
SO CLOSE.
fuckyrahitsmerlin
…
:DDD
xjennaadams
^ OHH BULLSEYE :D
flitteredeyes DAMN.
meysugr
oye lol.
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COACHELLA
I will be there in April XD
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Golden Girls - Ep 'Three On a Couch'
Psychiatrist: Rose, what do you think of Blanche saying these things?
Rose: I think she's a garkonenoken.
Psychiatrist: Well, what exactly does that mean?
Rose: Literally, it's the precise moment when dog doo turns white.
Blanche: *In horror*
Rose: But in general terms, it refers to the kind of person you don't want to share your hugencoggles with.
Dorothy: Rose, if you say one more of those stupid words...
Rose: Oh, blow it out your tubenburbles!
Dorothy: How dare you?!
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California: 'Like'
I’ve talked about it on Twitter but I feel like saying it here haha.
The use of ‘like’ is overused in California. I say it myself, but I don’t nearly say it as often as others. People from Northern California use it a lot more than Southern California. In NorCal, they use ‘like’ after every other word. It’s very obnoxious. In SoCal, especially in Orange...
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When your vagina starts exploding blood;
glitteredeyes:
isfuckingrobertsheehan:
mooneyhasafez:
1-800-yourmum:
At first you’re like; Then you realize you can bleed nonstop for 3-7 days;
I have never laughed so hard at something on Tumblr. EVER.
^^^^
LOL.
LMAO.
In Questionable Taste: To the parents who object... →
inquestionabletaste:
You’re not really mad at the TV show and it’s gratuitous reference to sex and drugs. You’re mad at yourselves for lacking the ability to properly educate your teens about these things, ashamed that you sweep these subjects under the rug. Teens gratuitously reference sex and drugs every day, all…
